Lonely Girl Comforted By Sexy Best Friend

I got this letter this morning from Tyrone. He says, "Dear Jasmine, I'm sorry babe that

I found another girl here in Afghanistan. She is nice and I think you'd like her if

you met her. I'm sorry it didn't work out with being in this desert and I sure can't

get lonely. Therefore I thank you, sweetheart. I'll always remember you and you'll always

have a place in my heart. Sincerely, Tyrone."